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DHERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 3RD PART: CODED BY - LOGO BY - SOUND BY MARKUS SCHNEIDER (NO MERCY) CHARS BY ??? SPRITES BY ??? PRESS SPACE... - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 3RD PART: CODED BY - LOGO BY - SOUND BY MARKUS SCHNEIDER (NO MERCY) CHARS BY ??? SPRITES BY ??? PRESS SPACE... - - ......AFTER LOADING A BIT WE'RE BACK WITH DA 3RD PART ! LITTL MESSY TO OUR AUSTRIAN MEMBER DIGI: I WILL SOON CODE FOR YA A LOGO-SHOWER, TOO. I KNOW SLAYER HAD ALSO MADE ONE, BUT SEE WHICH PROGGY WILL BE BETTER ! CONTINUE DRAWING SUCH LITTL(?) LOGOS !!!!! SHIT, ON DA STREETS SUM LAME PEOPLE ARE MAKING NOISE, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND MY OWN WORDS..... AAAAHHHH ! WELL, IT WILL BE A BIT HARD NOW TO WRITE SUMTHING !! BUT I'LL TRY IT.. HEY, COOL SOUND EH' ?? OKEY,OKEY, I KNOW IT'S ALWAYS DA SAME FROM M.SCHNEIDER/X-AMPLE, BUT DON'T SAY IT'S UNCOOL (SHIT, I CAN'T HEAR DA SOUND AT DA MO') !! I'M ALWAYS SORRY NOT TO BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU ALL(!) CREDITZ 'COZ SUM ARTISTS MUST REALLY BE CREDITED, BUT WHEN I GET A DISC FULL OF CHARSET I IMPOSSIBLE CAN'T FIND OUT WHO MADE IT !! ABOUT DEZE SPRITES: I CAN ONLY TELL YA THAT I'VE GOT THEM FROM A SAGA-DEMO !! SO IF YA WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT 'EM LOOK THERE !! (IF YA'LL FIND MORE....HEHE!) BAAHH, WHAT A BULLSHIT! BUT TELL ME WHAT I SHALL OTHERWISE WRITE ABOUT IF NONE IS HERE EXCEPT ME AND MY COMPI ??? IT'S REALLY BORING TO WRITE SCROLLINGS WHEN NO ONE INSPIRATES ME !! AHHH !!! DA LAMERS DOWN ON DA STREET HAVE JUST STOPPED DEIR WORK !!!! OH, LET'S WATCH WHAT DA LAME TV SHOWS.... WAIT A BIT !!! HAAHAA HA !! HOW LAME ON THE 1ST PROGRAMM (ARD) THERE WAS ONLY A LAME SKIJUMP, BUT ON DA 2ND CHANNEL (ZDF) THERE WAS A FILM CALLED 'FUNDSACHEN' ! THERE THEY SHOWED SUM THINGS WHICH HAD HAPPENED IN THE 80TH AND WHICH WERE QUITE STRANGE..... FOR EXAMPLE: THE FIRST SEQUENCE I SAW WAS IN A FOOTBALLSTADION WHERE A VERY NAKED WOMAN WAS ARESTED BY COPS AND WALKED OVER THE WHOLE PLACE !!! HAHA, COOOL EH' (DON'T THINK I'M HORNY, BUT DA IDEA WAS JUST COOOLL!) * DA SECOND WAS THAT SUM ANIMALS JUMPED FROM A 3METRE DIVINGBOARD INTO WATER... LOOOKED QUITE FUNNY BUT SEEMED AS 'TIERQUAELER-EI' ! * THEN FOUR GENTLEMENS SAT AT A TABLE ON A PLATFORM CA.100METRES OVER A SEA (PACIFIC OCEAN??). THEY SEEMED A BIT NERVOUS (WONDER,WHY?? HEHE) * DA NEXT WAS A BOXING-MATCH, WHEN SUDDENLY AN OLD WOMAN CAME UP, TOOK A BOTTL OUT OF HER BAG AND BEATED ONE BOXER NEARLY K.O. WITH DIZ !! (COOL OMA !!) * DA LAST WAS A MARRIAGE IN A VERY MUCH HEIGHT !! A PASTOR AND 2 PAIRS JUMPED WITH RUCKSACKS OUT OF A PLANE : DA PASTOR SPOKE SUM WORDS AND THE PAIRS GAVE THEMSELF THEIR RINGS AND A KISS !!! SUM MINUTES LATER THEY ALL LANDED IN A MARKED PARK ! HAHA,DAT WAS ALL ! HMM, I THINK TV ISN'T LAME ALL DA TIME !! OKEY, ENOUGH CRAPTALK FOR DIZ HERE !!! PRESS SPACE FOR A NICE EFFECT... CIAO ! - AABCDEFGIKLNPRTVX[] "%'*-/258:= - KH - OKEY, ENOUGH CRAPTALK FOR DIZ HERE L!/ - PRESS SPACE FOR A NICE EFFECTL." CIAO ! - AABCDEFGIKLNPRTVX[] "%'*-/258:= -
DHERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 4TH PART: CODED BY - LOGO BY - SOUND BY SKYLINE TECHNICS CHARS BY 1X1: CBM 2X2: ??? PRESS SPACE... - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 4TH PART: CODED BY - LOGO BY - SOUND BY SKYLINE TECHNICS CHARS BY 1X1: CBM 2X2: ??? PRESS SPACE... - 9 . . .9 9 8 . .9 9 9 - . . .9 9 8 . .9 9 - - - - - HI THERE !!! AS YA CAN READ (I HOPE YA CAN READ...) DIZ IZ DA 'GREETINX-PART' ! BUT I'M VERY SORRY TO TELL YA, THAT DEZE GREETZ ARE TOTAL UNCOMPLETE! THE FOLLOWING HELLOS ARE ONLY DA OLD PB-HELLOS !!! SO HERE WE GO IN AN UNCOMPLETE, BUT ALPHABETICAL WAY: ALIVE ALPHA FLIGHT ATOMIC-CREW ATRIX CCF CENTURY COIN COSMIX COSMOS CRIME DANIAX DCS DIGITECH DISMONSTERS DUG DUPLEX+ORACLE EURASIA F4CG FRESH FSK GENESIS PROJECT HURRICANE ISM KCT MAGNETIX MTS NCF POISON PROCESS PROJECT X RADIUS SAGA SAIGON SCREAM SENTEC TETRAGON THE ANCIENT TEMPLE THE GUARDIAN ANGELS THE JOKER CREW TIME TITAN TROPIC UNICESS UNITED ARTISTS ZONE 45 ...HMM, I HOPE NONE HAS BEEN FORGOTTEN... NEXT TIME I'LL PROBABLY(!) HAVE DA 99PERCENT COMPLETED LIST !! IF YA(!) WANNA ALSO SWAP WITH US, THEN PRESS SPACE AND NOTE AN ADDY FROM DA FOLLOWING PART !! I'VE LEFT... (NOT 'TRUST', BUT DA 'KEYZ', YA LAMER!) - _AHO - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 5TH PART: - (AGAIN NO LOGO!)( - SOUND BY A-MAN OF TROPIC< >CHARS BY 1X1: L?R,CBMA - .PRESS SPACEL.A - MUSIC COMPOSED BY A-MAN/TROPIC-A - YEP GUYZ, YOU'VE FINALLY REACHED DA LAST PART OF DIZ DEMO L!L C - AND HERE ARE DA PROMISED ADDYS !! IF YA WANNA VOTE FOR OUR MAG 'PIN-UP' OR WANNA JOIN TRUST, THEN WRITE TO SIERRA (DA TRUST-HQ) L! - OKEY, WHAT ELSE TO SAY L?/ - HMM, I THINK THAT WAS ALL, SO LET ME SAY SUM LAST WORDS TO YOU:X C - HOPE YA'VE LIKED DIZ DEMO AND WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT MY NEXT ONE COMING IN A FEW TIME (I DON'T KNOW IT EXACTLY 'COZ I MUST SEE HOW IT NOW WORKS 'COZ OF LOGOS AND THEN I MUST HAVE MORE FREE TIME, FUCK DA SCHOOL P!R) !!L - BUT ANYWAY, WE WILL SEE US SUMDAY SUMWHEREL."I'M SUREL.0 - BYE FROM MAVIL OF TRUST IN 19900 - ODER AUCH AUF GUTDEUTSCH:X .CIAO LEUTE L!E6 Q - ERE ARE SUM ADDYS TO WRITE TO - ECKLINGHAUSEN 2L 6 - ORRY, NO SPACE LEFT FOR MORE ADDYS P!A - AH - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 4TH PART: - SOUND BY SKYLINE TECHNICS8 - CHARS BY 1X1: CBM - .PRESS SPACEL.A - AS YA CAN READ (I HOPE YA CAN READL.C - ) DIZ IZ DA 'GREETINX-PART' ! BUT I'M VERY SORRY TO TELL YA, THAT DEZE GREETZ ARE TOTAL UNCOMPLETE!L - THE FOLLOWING HELLOS ARE ONLY DA OLD PB-HELLOS L!( - SO HERE WE GO IN AN UNCOMPLETE, BUT ALPHABETICAL WAY:, VALIVE( 2ALPHA FLIGHT( .ATOMIC-CREW, VATRIX( NCCF( ^CENTURY( RCOIN( ZCOSMIX( ZCOSMOS( VCRIME( ZDANIAX( NDCS, "DIGITECH( .DISMONSTERS, NDUG( 6DUPLEX+ORACLE, ^EURASIA( RF4CG( VFRESH, NFSK( >GENESIS PROJECT, &HURRICANE( NISM, NKCT( "MAGNETIX( NMTS, NNCF( ZPOISON( ^PROCESS( &PROJECT X( ZRADIUS, RSAGA( ZSAIGON( ZSCREAM( ZSENTEC( "TETRAGON, - THE ANCIENT TEMPLE( - THE GUARDIAN ANGELS( :THE JOKER CREW( RTIME( VTITAN( ZTROPIC( ^UNICESS( :UNITED ARTISTS( ^ZONE 45( L. - HMM, I HOPE NONE HAS BEEN FORGOTTENL.C - NEXT TIME I'LL PROBABLY(!) HAVE DA 99PERCENT COMPLETED LIST !!$ C - IF YA(!) WANNA ALSO SWAP WITH US, THEN PRESS SPACE AND NOTE AN ADDY FROM DA FOLLOWING PART !! - (NOT 'TRUST', BUT DA 'KEYZ', YA LAMER!)A - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 5TH PART: - (AGAIN NO LOGO!)( - SOUND BY A-MAN OF TROPIC< >CHARS BY 1X1: L?R,CBMA - .PRESS SPACEL.A - MUSIC COMPOSED BY A-MAN/TROPIC-A - YEP GUYZ, YOU'VE FINALLY REACHED DA LAST PART OF DIZ DEMO L!L C - AND HERE ARE DA PROMISED ADDYS !! IF YA WANNA VOTE FOR OUR MAG 'PIN-UP' OR WANNA JOIN TRUST, THEN WRITE TO SIERRA (DA TRUST-HQ) L! - OKEY, WHAT ELSE TO SAY L?/ - HMM, I THINK THAT WAS ALL, SO LET ME SAY SUM LAST WORDS TO YOU:X C - HOPE YA'VE LIKED DIZ DEMO AND WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT MY NEXT ONE COMING IN A FEW TIME (I DON'T KNOW IT EXACTLY 'COZ I MUST SEE HOW IT NOW WORKS 'COZ OF LOGOS AND THEN I MUST HAVE MORE FREE TIME, FUCK DA SCHOOL P!R) !!L - BUT ANYWAY, WE WILL SEE US SUMDAY SUMWHEREL."I'M SUREL.0 - BYE FROM MAVIL OF TRUST IN 19900 - ODER AUCH AUF GUTDEUTSCH:X .CIAO LEUTE L!E6 Q - ERE ARE SUM ADDYS TO WRITE TO - ECKLINGHAUSEN 2L 6 - ORRY, NO SPACE LEFT FOR MORE ADDYS P!A -
DHERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA INTRO: CODED BY - LOGO BY (2X2 CHARSET BY ROGER R./GP) SOUND BY SKYLINE TECHNICS CHARS BY ??? I HOPE YA ENJOY MY DEMO ! SO BETTER LEANBACK AND RELAX SUM TIME... PRESS SPACE TO TRANSFER DA BEGINNING !!! - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA INTRO: CODED BY - LOGO BY (2X2 CHARSET BY ROGER R./GP) SOUND BY SKYLINE TECHNICS CHARS BY ??? I HOPE YA ENJOY MY DEMO ! SO BETTER LEANBACK AND RELAX SUM TIME... PRESS SPACE TO TRANSFER DA BEGINNING !!! - MAVIL OF TRUST PRESENTS ON 01/03/1990 >>> JUST TRUST <<< - T - - YOHO !!!! NOW FINALLY, MAVIL IS BACK WITH HIS NEW DEMO CALLED 'JUST TRUST' !!! FINISHED AFTER BIG PROBLEMS (READ DA COMPLAINING-PAGES SUMWHERE IN DIZ DEMO) ON DA 01/03/1990 !! I REALLY HOPE YA LIKE IT A BIT MORE THAN MY LAST CODE IN OUR 'MEGA'-DEMO... MANY THINX HAVE CHANGED AGAIN, AFTER LITTL PROBLEMS IN PB, ALL MEMBERS JOINED TRUST AND SO HERE WE ARE !! IT WAS HARD TO GET ALL PARTS TOGETHER 'COZ IN FRONT OF EACH PART I'VE MADE A PAGE WITH ALL IMPORTANT CREDITZ. BUT AS YA SEE, I WAS ABLE TO FIX EVERYTHING ! FOR GREETINX WAIT FOR DAT PART AND ALSO FOR ADDYS THERE'S A SPECIAL PART.. OKEY, I THINK THE MOST IMPORTANT IS SAID, SO I DON'T WANNA BORE YA WITH ANY OTHER FACTS !! STAY COOL !!! MAVIL SIGNIN AWAY...... . . . . . . - AH - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 1ST PART: - (MADE IN JCH-PLAYER)X >CHARS BY 1X1: L?F,L? - SORRY GUYZ, BUT0 V2X2: L? - .PRESS SPACEL.A - ABCDEFGBHGIJKBCLMCN OPBQGRS TCGU - BONJOUR MES AMI(E)S HERE IS JESUS BACK ON STAGE IN MAVILS DEMO L!C - I'M HERE TO TELL YA SOMETHING ABOUT THE TRUST-PARTY THAT WILL PROBABLY BE HELD IN THE EASTER-HOLIDAYS L!G - YOU KNOW WE TOLD YOU SOMETHING ABOUT A POWERFUL BOYS PARTY BT THEN BAD BOY TOLD US THAT THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS OF GETTING A ROOM IN JESBERG (NOT THE JESBERG IN DENMARK, THE ONE IN GERMANY) !! BUT YESTERDAY BAD-BOY CALLD ME AND TOLD ME THAT HE COULD GET A PARTY-ROOM NEAR JESBERG IN THE EASTER-HOLIDAYS ! SO THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A TRUST COPY PARTY IN THE EASTER-HOLIDAYS (A LEGAL-PARTY, FOR MORE INFORMATIONS READ THE NEXT ISSUE OF OUR MAG PIN-UP) L! - PHEW I HOPE THAT THE PARTY WILL HAPPEN L!G3 BUT NOW TO ANOTHER POINT I HAVE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT: THE PIN-UP !! I THINK MANY PEOPLE MISUNDERSTAND OUR CONCEPT !! WE WILL NEVER PUBLISH ANY NEWS OR ROMOURS BCOZ THERE ARE TOO MANY LAMERS THAT TELL BULL-SHIT !! WE'LL ONLY PUBLISH THE CHARTS, INTERVIEWS AND INTERESTING REPORTS (PARTY-REPORTS FOR EXAMPLE) L!C - AND YOU CAN BE SURE THAT THE CHARTS AREN'T CHEATED, WHY SHOULD WE DO THIS, WE DON'T CRACK ANY GAMES L!G* PIN-UP IS JUST A FAST-FOOD MAG !! YOU SHALL READ IT AND SCRATCH IT !! WELL, I MUST SAY I LIKE READING THE MAMBA FOR EXAMPLE,TOO (AND OF COZ THE RUMOURS AND NEWS,TOO) BUT WE DON'T WANT TO PUBLISH BULL-SHIT AND APOLOGISE US IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF TELLING SO MUCH SHIT-NEWS (THEREFORE WE HAVE 'RELAX')L - O.K., I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE THE PIN-UP NOW L! - HEY SLAYER, HOW CAN YOU BE ABLE TO USE 1P0 - LOGOS IN ONE WEEK T? - AND HOW CAN MAVIL BE ABLE TO WORK WITH 1 LOGO IN ONE YEAR P?G - O.K ENOUGH CRITICISM, NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIVE: IN 4 WEEKS THERE WILL BE A FRENCH-GERMAN EXCHANGE AND 40 FRENCH(WO)MEN WILL COME TO SOEST (I'LL GET A GIRL COZ THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH BOYS FOR ALL THE QUEERS (JOKE)) YEAH, ONE YEAR AGO I WENT TO FRANCE TO VISIT HER WITH MY SCHOOL, I HAD LOTS OF FUN AND LOTS OF VODKAS (HER BROTHERS PAID) !! AND HER FATHER WORKED IN A BREWERY, SO THERE WAS A SAUF-PARTY IN HER FAMILY EVERY EVENING L!C - OHH, YEAH ALL THESE HORNY FRENCH-GIRLS WILL COME TO US (I KNOW THEM ALL9 AND I WILL FUCK EVERY GIRL IF I CAN, SO CONTACTS DON'T WONDER IF I DO NOT SEND TO YOU IN FOUR WEEKS L!C - NEXT TO ME HERE IN MY ROOM IS MAVIL BECKER, HE PLAYS TENNIS AND HE WINS (NOW HE IS THE NO.ONE IN THE RANKINGS (TENNIS RANKINGS)) YEAH, MAVIL YOU BEAT THEM ALL L!C - BUT NOW I'LL PLAY AGAINST HIM AND YOU KNOW WHO WINS, DON'T YOU L? - WHAT ?? MAVIL WINS, O.K. DANN GEWINNT EBEN MAVIL L!C - SO JETZT HAB ICH KEENEN BOCK MEHR IN ENGLISCH WEITERZUSCHREIBEN, DA SCHREIB ICH HALT IN DEUTSCH L!C - ABER DA ICH EIGENTLICH GAR KEINEN BOCK MEHR AUF SCROLLER HABE RATE ICH EUCH JETZT ABZUSCHALTEN (NACHDEM IHR EUCH DIESE SUPERBE DEMO REINGEZOGEN HABT) L!X RAMEN - BE WELCUMED TO THE FIRST PART !! READ UPPER SCROLL FOR JESUS' CRAPTALK (HAHA)! READ DIZ SCROLLER FOR CRAPTALK, TOO (WHAT ELSE??), - DO YOU KNOW DA LATEST NEWS??X - IN YAR COMPY IS POISON ! (NOT THE GROUP!)T 6YES, NO JOKE L!P - I'VE SEEN A FILM ABOUT IT:T C - IT WAS SAID THAT MORE THAN 100 DIFFERENT POISONS ARE IN ELECTRICAL THINX AND IN PC'S AND HC'S MORE THAN 30 POISONS L!C - YOU NEEDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT IT NOW(!), BUT IF YAR COMPY SUCKS FOREVER, YOU BETTER THROW IT N O T IN YER BARREL !! IF YA'RE A REAL 'OEKO' (I AM NO OEKO /!C - ) THEN YA SHOULD DRIVE TO A SPECIAL DUST STATION ('SONDERMUELLDEPONIE') !!L G - BUT IN YER COMPY ISN'T ONLY POISONOUS MATERIAL !! THERE'S ALSO SUM RE-USEABLE THINX !! AND THERE EXCISTS A BIG COMPANY WHICH HUNTS FOR ALL PLATES ('PLATINEN') !! THEY SUMTIMES GET (NOW FOLLOWS DA CHEMICAL SIGNS AND DA GERMAN MEANINGS OF 'EM, 'COZ I DON'T KNOW DA MATERIALS IN ENGLISH (AND I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK IN MY DICTIONARY))L - OKEY, AFTER DIZ LONG BRACKET AGAIN DA LAST SENTENCE: C - THE COMPANIES SUMTIMES GET: >PT<('PLATIN') AND ALSO >AU< ('GOLD') OR >AG< ('SILBER') ! BUT ALSO METALLICAL SIMILAR THINX AS: >AL< ('ALUMINIUM') AND SO ON L!T &COOL EH' L?P - BUT THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF THIS IS:L C - WHEN DA FACTORY MAKES THE PLATES HOT, POISONOUS GAS LEAVES DA ROOMS AND BECOMES FREE L!P - TJA, NEARLY EVERYTHING HAS TWO SIDES L!$ C - JO GUYZ, NOW DON'T THINK THAT I'M SUCH A STUPID CHEMICAL FREAK, BUT I THINK THAT WAS QUITE INTERESTING FOR ALL PEOPLE, 'COZ I(!) HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT L! - OR HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THAT YER COMPY IS POISONOUS P?. (BE HONESTL!F)< G$PHEWW, WAS QUITE DIFFICULT TO TRANSLATE ALL THIS SHIT INTO ENGLISH EVEN IF ENGLISH IS ALMOST MY SECOND MOTHERLANGUAGE DURING DA YEARS OF COMPUTING, BUT ALL THESE CHEMICAL WORDS ARE SO FUCKING (YOU MUST KNOW, THAT I'M REALLY BAD IN CHEMIC, SO I HAD TO TAKE OUR LAME SCHOOLBOOK TO HELP(?) !) !!( - OKEY, ENOUGH PRATTLED L!T - NOW LAUGH A BIT AND PRESS SPACE, C U P!A - MEMBER-STATUS, BU^ - .PRESS SPACEL.A - C"EFGHEFGHPC"IJKLIJKL C"MNOPIJKLPC"QRSTQRST - HERE ARE DA CREDITZ FOR DA 1ST PART: - (MADE IN JCH-PLAYER)X >CHARS BY 1X1: L?F,L? - SORRY GUYZ, BUT0 V2X2: L? - .PRESS SPACEL.A - ABCDEFGBHGIJKBCLMCN OPBQGRS TCGU - BONJOUR MES AMI(E)S HERE IS JESUS BACK ON STAGE IN MAVILS DEMO L!C - I'M HERE TO TELL YA SOMETHING ABOUT THE TRUST-PARTY THAT WILL PROBABLY BE HELD IN THE EASTER-HOLIDAYS L!G - YOU KNOW WE TOLD YOU SOMETHING ABOUT A POWERFUL BOYS PARTY BT THEN BAD BOY TOLD US THAT THERE WERE SOME PROBLEMS OF GETTING A ROOM IN JESBERG (NOT THE JESBERG IN DENMARK, THE ONE IN GERMANY) !! BUT YESTERDAY BAD-BOY CALLD ME AND TOLD ME THAT HE COULD GET A PARTY-ROOM NEAR JESBERG IN THE EASTER-HOLIDAYS ! SO THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A TRUST COPY PARTY IN THE EASTER-HOLIDAYS (A LEGAL-PARTY, FOR MORE INFORMATIONS READ THE NEXT ISSUE OF OUR MAG PIN-UP) L! - PHEW I HOPE THAT THE PARTY WILL HAPPEN L!G3 BUT NOW TO ANOTHER POINT I HAVE THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT: THE PIN-UP !! I THINK MANY PEOPLE MISUNDERSTAND OUR CONCEPT !! WE WILL NEVER PUBLISH ANY NEWS OR ROMOURS BCOZ THERE ARE TOO MANY LAMERS THAT TELL BULL-SHIT !! WE'LL ONLY PUBLISH THE CHARTS, INTERVIEWS AND INTERESTING REPORTS (PARTY-REPORTS FOR EXAMPLE) L!C - AND YOU CAN BE SURE THAT THE CHARTS AREN'T CHEATED, WHY SHOULD WE DO THIS, WE DON'T CRACK ANY GAMES L!G* PIN-UP IS JUST A FAST-FOOD MAG !! YOU SHALL READ IT AND SCRATCH IT !! WELL, I MUST SAY I LIKE READING THE MAMBA FOR EXAMPLE,TOO (AND OF COZ THE RUMOURS AND NEWS,TOO) BUT WE DON'T WANT TO PUBLISH BULL-SHIT AND APOLOGISE US IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF TELLING SO MUCH SHIT-NEWS (THEREFORE WE HAVE 'RELAX')L - O.K., I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD LOVE THE PIN-UP NOW L! - HEY SLAYER, HOW CAN YOU BE ABLE TO USE 1P0 - LOGOS IN ONE WEEK T? - AND HOW CAN MAVIL BE ABLE TO WORK WITH 1 LOGO IN ONE YEAR P?G - O.K ENOUGH CRITICISM, NOW I THINK IT'S TIME TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIVE: IN 4 WEEKS THERE WILL BE A FRENCH-GERMAN EXCHANGE AND 40 FRENCH(WO)MEN WILL COME TO SOEST (I'LL GET A GIRL COZ THERE WEREN'T ENOUGH BOYS FOR ALL THE QUEERS (JOKE)) YEAH, ONE YEAR AGO I WENT TO FRANCE TO VISIT HER WITH MY SCHOOL, I HAD LOTS OF FUN AND LOTS OF VODKAS (HER BROTHERS PAID) !! AND HER FATHER WORKED IN A BREWERY, SO THERE WAS A SAUF-PARTY IN HER FAMILY EVERY EVENING L!C - OHH, YEAH ALL THESE HORNY FRENCH-GIRLS WILL COME TO US (I KNOW THEM ALL9 AND I WILL FUCK EVERY GIRL IF I CAN, SO CONTACTS DON'T WONDER IF I DO NOT SEND TO YOU IN FOUR WEEKS L!C - NEXT TO ME HERE IN MY ROOM IS MAVIL BECKER, HE PLAYS TENNIS AND HE WINS (NOW HE IS THE NO.ONE IN THE RANKINGS (TENNIS RANKINGS)) YEAH, MAVIL YOU BEAT THEM ALL L!C - BUT NOW I'LL PLAY AGAINST HIM AND YOU KNOW WHO WINS, DON'T YOU L? - WHAT ?? MAVIL WINS, O.K. DANN GEWINNT EBEN MAVIL L!C - SO JETZT HAB ICH KEENEN BOCK MEHR IN ENGLISCH WEITERZUSCHREIBEN, DA SCHREIB ICH HALT IN DEUTSCH L!C - ABER DA ICH EIGENTLICH GAR KEINEN BOCK MEHR AUF SCROLLER HABE RATE ICH EUCH JETZT ABZUSCHALTEN (NACHDEM IHR EUCH DIESE SUPERBE DEMO REINGEZOGEN HABT) L!X RAMEN - BE WELCUMED TO THE FIRST PART !! READ UPPER SCROLL FOR JESUS' CRAPTALK (HAHA)! READ DIZ SCROLLER FOR CRAPTALK, TOO (WHAT ELSE??), - DO YOU KNOW DA LATEST NEWS??X - IN YAR COMPY IS POISON ! (NOT THE GROUP!)T 6YES, NO JOKE L!P - I'VE SEEN A FILM ABOUT IT:T C - IT WAS SAID THAT MORE THAN 100 DIFFERENT POISONS ARE IN ELECTRICAL THINX AND IN PC'S AND HC'S MORE THAN 30 POISONS L!C - YOU NEEDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT IT NOW(!), BUT IF YAR COMPY SUCKS FOREVER, YOU BETTER THROW IT N O T IN YER BARREL !! IF YA'RE A REAL 'OEKO' (I AM NO OEKO /!C - ) THEN YA SHOULD DRIVE TO A SPECIAL DUST STATION ('SONDERMUELLDEPONIE') !!L G - BUT IN YER COMPY ISN'T ONLY POISONOUS MATERIAL !! THERE'S ALSO SUM RE-USEABLE THINX !! AND THERE EXCISTS A BIG COMPANY WHICH HUNTS FOR ALL PLATES ('PLATINEN') !! THEY SUMTIMES GET (NOW FOLLOWS DA CHEMICAL SIGNS AND DA GERMAN MEANINGS OF 'EM, 'COZ I DON'T KNOW DA MATERIALS IN ENGLISH (AND I'M TOO LAZY TO LOOK IN MY DICTIONARY))L - OKEY, AFTER DIZ LONG BRACKET AGAIN DA LAST SENTENCE: C - THE COMPANIES SUMTIMES GET: >PT<('PLATIN') AND ALSO >AU< ('GOLD') OR >AG< ('SILBER') ! BUT ALSO METALLICAL SIMILAR THINX AS: >AL< ('ALUMINIUM') AND SO ON L!T &COOL EH' L?P - BUT THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF THIS IS:L C - WHEN DA FACTORY MAKES THE PLATES HOT, POISONOUS GAS LEAVES DA ROOMS AND BECOMES FREE L!P - TJA, NEARLY EVERYTHING HAS TWO SIDES L!$ C - JO GUYZ, NOW DON'T THINK THAT I'M SUCH A STUPID CHEMICAL FREAK, BUT I THINK THAT WAS QUITE INTERESTING FOR ALL PEOPLE, 'COZ I(!) HAD NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT L! - OR HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THAT YER COMPY IS POISONOUS P?. (BE HONESTL!F)< G$PHEWW, WAS QUITE DIFFICULT TO TRANSLATE ALL THIS SHIT INTO ENGLISH EVEN IF ENGLISH IS ALMOST MY SECOND MOTHERLANGUAGE DURING DA YEARS OF COMPUTING, BUT ALL THESE CHEMICAL WORDS ARE SO FUCKING (YOU MUST KNOW, THAT I'M REALLY BAD IN CHEMIC, SO I HAD TO TAKE OUR LAME SCHOOLBOOK TO HELP(?) !) !!( - OKEY, ENOUGH PRATTLED L!T - NOW LAUGH A BIT AND PRESS SPACE, C U P!A - MEMBER-STATUS, BU^ - .PRESS SPACEL.A -